Let’s laugh together

20 04 2008

I am sitting at home today, trying to rest. I woke up late and felt like I had been hit by a truck, so I did not go to church. My rear end has been dragging all day.

While checking my email, I got just what I needed! A good, clean joke. Good enough to share! Have you laughed today? Hope this tickles you.

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds
his way to a barstool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a
while, he yells to the waiter, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice,
the woman next to him says,
‘Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you
are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

‘Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?’

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.’

To all my blonde friends: you know I love you.



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